What if? – I Got One Million Dollars
“What if I got one million dollars?” First off I would hope I got the million dollars tax free, or after taxes. If I got it today, I would probably do a few things with it.
First I would trade in my car for a new car. I don’t need anything fancy, but one that runs well, and is good for service. I would then pay off all my debts, and buy off my parents house so they owned it. I would also buy both of my brother’s house, so they owned it. I would then buy myself a little 2/3 bedroom house with 1/2 bathrooms. So I can support a family.
I would then bank the rest of it to collect interest. I would probably only have 600k-800k to bank, depending on how much everything cost so far. I would of course keep pioneering, and keep a part time job. I would do my best to live off the interest.
I would give some of it to certain pioneers, but only in helping them further their work.
People probably would ALWAYS be asking me for money, which would get annoying, but I would have to say no to all of them. Not because I’m being selfish, but because if I do, I’ll end up supporting people I do not need to be supporting. Probably if I did end up with that much money, all girls would want to be with me, and I would be sick of it. Because they weren’t like that when I was poor. It would be really hard, but in order to find a wife, I would have to setup a series of tests in order for my girlfriend(if I end up with one) to go through to make sure they are not just after the money.
But hopefully I would try and keep it on the down low, that I had the money, so I wouldn’t have that problem, although knowing my mom and sister, everyone will know.
Anyway, that is what I was thinking for today. haha.
What is your answer to the “What If?” Question? What if YOU got one Million Dollars?
~Joshua
New – What if?
I have decided to do a little series called “What If?” You as an audience do not have to ask me any question, but you are welcome to.
So just sit back and relax as I answer wonder “What If . . ” What if I was dieing tomorrow? What if I had a million dollars? What if I had a billion dollars? What if I was married? What if I never get married? What if the end came tomorrow? What if I became paralyzed from the neck down? What if computers didn’t exist?
Not sure what I will say, but we will see. 
~Joshua
Closing Up Shop – Want a Desk? Chair?
It has been a good 2 years. . . Well when I say good I mean, I had fun. It was a blast to own my own shop downtown. I made absolutely no money and have become insanely in debt because of it.
I will still be keeping my online presence but will close my physical location. It has become too much to run. Main reason for this is because I have ran out of money to support a business that doesn’t work.
Maybe if I had it in a different location, it would have done better. In anycase, I am selling my stuff. Look at the craiglists below
Chair – http://charlotte.craigslist.org/fuo/1245242087.html
Table – http://charlotte.craigslist.org/fuo/1245276865.html
Vending Machine – http://charlotte.craigslist.org/bfs/1245215991.html
I have already gotten a few requests, so first come first serve.
~Joshua
Life Sucks. . . . Sometimes
All I know is I am having a hard time right now. I just can’t seem to get anywhere. I also can’t get any help. Doesn’t matter how hard I try I always end up being shorted.
Then to top it all off, people can be so mean. They may not be trying too, but they won’t try and become my friend. For example, I will go up to a person, and ask how they are doing. They will answer, then I will ask another question, and another question and so on. What is wrong? Well they are not participating in the conversation. They are just answering my questions. It’s a one way conversation. I want people to like me, and be friends with me. I do not want to have to pull teeth in order to talk with them.
Then on top of that, I am already nervous when I talk with single women I like. But I will get the nerve to go up and talk. But it is the same thing. They do not want to talk to me. What is wrong with me? 
~Joshua
Ask Joshua – Impossible Questions To Answer?
Jon asks, “How tall was the grass in my yard, before I mowed it on Sunday?”
First off, how in the world am I suppose to know that. Even if you lived near me, I do not think I would even be looking at how high your grass was, unless it was more then a foot. I would probably notice that and tell you to mow it.
That being said, that question would be filed under an impossible question to answer correctly. As I could keep guessing. I could say it was 3 inches high. . . But knowing you, it probably was 11-12 inches high. That is just purely a guess though 
Since I have no facts or information to go by.
All in all an ok question. I think I will start rating questions, haha j/k.
Well, did you want to ask me something else? Impossible questions are fine, just not as likely to be correct. I will most of the time make up stuff too. Since that is all I can do with it.
~Joshua
Ask Joshua – What Is In The Middle Of Nowhere?
Jon Asks, “What is in the middle of nowhere?”
This question can actually be taken 3 different ways. One of which he would need to have made “The Middle Of Nowhere” into italics.
The first answer to the question, would seem that he was referring to a book. The Middle of Nowhere, a Star Wolf book by David Gerrold. So what is in it this book? There are pages.
The second answer to this question would be pertaining to an actual location. Now so many people have told me on the phone that they are in the middle of nowhere, so it MUST be heavily populated. The middle of nowhere must be New York City, USA or Tokyo, Japan.
The third and last answer to the question, would be in the word “nowhere”. The middle letter in nowhere is the letter “H”.
I hope that helped you Jon. Anymore questions?
~Joshua
Ask Joshua – Blue or Orange?
Jon asks, “Should I paint my room blue, or orange?”
It’s good to know what color your furniture is first, but without me knowing, let us see what the meaning of each color is. Also let us see how we are effected by each of those colors. Then we will pick a color that will most likely fit Jon.
Blue
“Blue is the overwhelming ‘favorite color.’ Blue is seen as trustworthy, dependable, and committed.
The color of ocean and sky, blue is perceived as a constant in our lives. As the collective color of the spirit, it invokes rest and can cause the body to produce chemicals that are calming. However, not all blues are serene and sedate.
Electric or brilliant blues become dynamic and dramatic — an engaging color that expresses exhilaration. Some shades or the overuse of blue may come across as cold or uncaring.
Indigo, a deeper blue, symbolizes a mystical borderland of wisdom, self-mastery, and spiritual realization. While blue is the color of communication with others, indigo turns the blue inward to increase personal thought, profound insights, and instant understandings.
Blue is the least “gender specific” color, having equal appeal to both men and women.”
What does blue do to us physically?
- Calms and sedates
- Cools
- Aids intuition
For more Information click here.
Orange
“Orange, a close relative of red, sparks more controversy than any other hue. There is usually strong positive or negative association to orange and true orange generally elicits a stronger ‘love it’ or ‘hate it’ response than other colors. Fun and flamboyant orange radiates warmth and energy.
Interestingly, some tones of orange, such as terra cotta, peach, and rust have very broad appeal.”
What does orange do to us physically?
- Stimulates activity
- Stimulates appetite
- Encourages socialization
For more Information click here.
Answer
I personally think he should choose a nice blue color, because it is a calm color. Unless he is naturally calm, then he should pick orange, which encourages socialization and stimulates activity. Although, if this is for your bedroom, you do not want an orange, because you want to be sleeping in there. So overall I recommend painting it blue.
Anymore questions?
~Joshua